T3h Picture Thread of Uglies

[SATAn]

I want to know what the hell you people look like, I've got people interested in me already because I said I was a beast on the car thread and a couple times in game.

here is what I look like, I'm big, and have a gold tooth.
http://a853.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/62/l_26297642e9d4b96cf7a1e2d2a3c39eec.jpg
http://b0.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/01539/05/30/1539530350_l.jpg
here is the tattoo I was telling everyone I got that was impacting my playing
http://a892.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/48/l_9a58ace3404b306ea9be89aec80da8bb.jpg
so you know, I make shirts with myself on them, for others to wear.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v88/joestate/JoeSTATEshirt.jpg

[SATAn]

I want to see what wiggleswobbles looks like the most, I need a fuckin face to go with that awesome voice hahaha

[Midjet]

Me from like 2 months back, the fro is trimmed a bit now, and I'm a teeny weeny bit less fugly.
http://aycu15.webshots.com/image/33374/2004852190502627179_th.jpg (http://allyoucanupload.webshots.com/v/2004852190502627179)

http://aycu35.webshots.com/image/34354/2004865252659178611_th.jpg (http://allyoucanupload.webshots.com/v/2004865252659178611)

[-={ICE}=-Cobra]

my god i feel old

[-={ICE}=-Cobra]

http://www3.telus.net/monkeyballs/icecobra.jpg

[rek]

http://a357.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/43/l_8ae6b4522ed1cb972d7f7cbe4ba5ec7c.jpg
http://a17.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/68/l_af954ba60613f323f124dc835e908410.jpg

I'm the guy, obviously. The girl doesn't play any games YET, but we'll see how long it takes me to fix that... my guess is not long :D

I don't like pictures of me and therefor don't take pictures of me, hence why the only pictures of me in existence are when a girl makes me be in one :/

Oh and hi everyone! This is my first forum post :P

[Worry]

I don't think Satan will have to worry about anyone he's banned trying to track him down and seek vengence.

[rek]

I don't think Satan will have to worry about anyone he's banned trying to track him down and seek vengence.

yea, definitely not.

[SATAn]

I don't think Satan will have to worry about anyone he's banned trying to track him down and seek vengence.

if they try it I have 2 machetes and a baseball bat next to my bed, just waiting for them hahaha

[stampy]

Hah...OK the order
C = Poorboy
i = K2rbk (in K2's arms is Nuke my pup)
a = Rhohbot
B = StampZilla

http://i233.photobucket.com/albums/ee303/stampzilla101/081406_2153.jpg

[Maverick]

http://community.phlorph.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=1&stc=1&d=1195538277

Me after a hair cut I wasn't happy with... =\

[SATAn]

you look fuckin PISSED about that haircut! I would have never imagined rhobot having long hair! i want to drink with you guys haha, minus rhobot

[SATAn]

Hah...OK the order
C = Poorboy
i = K2rbk (in K2's arms is Nuke my pup)
a = Rhohbot
B = StampZilla

http://i233.photobucket.com/albums/ee303/stampzilla101/081406_2153.jpg

in response to your dog, here is mine. her name is Beartrap
http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=viewImage&friendID=128608491&albumID=0&imageID=499304

[SATAn]

Hah...OK the order
C = Poorboy
i = K2rbk (in K2's arms is Nuke my pup)
a = Rhohbot
B = StampZilla

http://i233.photobucket.com/albums/ee303/stampzilla101/081406_2153.jpg

in response to your dog, here is mine. her name is Beartrap

http://a417.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/81/l_2711cc83e4355bade0d8ad0609aa7690.jpg

[SATAn]

haha fuckin zerv, changing the title of my thread :(

[SATAn]

http://a124.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/76/l_a8baad651e0f9173b0e75376feb2ed13.jpg
http://a318.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/66/l_44ef396da33c5e3f96d71dd0d6fe324d.jpg
http://a837.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/44/l_dfa3467e3ae16ce4b29c1408659b0e5c.jpg
http://a749.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/35/l_c2b1f14decc5a013fc08e5cc52d7eaac.jpg
http://a64.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/34/l_a439dcea781c0a23a9b7299ca68e6fef.jpg
http://a813.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/17/l_e5b8a3a79e365472e5dc352bbabb28b4.jpg



there are more, just no pictures

[Worry]

http://a124.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/76/l_a8baad651e0f9173b0e75376feb2ed13.jpg
http://a318.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/66/l_44ef396da33c5e3f96d71dd0d6fe324d.jpg
http://a837.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/44/l_dfa3467e3ae16ce4b29c1408659b0e5c.jpg
http://a749.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/35/l_c2b1f14decc5a013fc08e5cc52d7eaac.jpg
http://a64.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/34/l_a439dcea781c0a23a9b7299ca68e6fef.jpg
http://a813.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/17/l_e5b8a3a79e365472e5dc352bbabb28b4.jpg



there are more, just no pictures

ok, you're starting to scare me now.

:eek:;)

That one tat reminds me of that Grim Fandango game from a few years back. I liked that game.

[Midjet]

Wow, someone else other than me played grim fandango? Le gasp.

[SATAn]

i've never heard of grim fandango :(

[Worry]

i've never heard of grim fandango :(

I looked it up for you and .... found out I was not the only one that really liked it. Turns out, it is considered one of the greats.
I don't remember ever finishing it. May have lost it on a bad hard drive.

Here's some info I found on it.

http://www.gamespot.com/gamespot/features/all/greatestgames/p-19.html

Grim Fandango Trailer (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hV1NBHL9Fa4)

The art work on much of it was brilliant. I had a screencap of the ships in harbour as my desktop for a long time.

[Italiahockey]

grim fandango was awesome, my game wont work anymore but i might try to dl it, i loved that game

[SATAn]

I shall pirate this.

[chemicalx9]

yikes, ill make sure i drive a little faster through aloha after seeing satan ;)

[SATAn]

yikes, ill make sure i drive a little faster through aloha after seeing satan ;)

I keep forgetting who lives around here. Especially right now, because I'm drunk. I run this town, ADX is my hood.

[Foods]

http://photos-a.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v59/52/103/61014348/n61014348_32004864_2078.jpg
Me biting some random girls tit.

Grim Fandango is awesome

[SATAn]

I like random girls tits, good job fooods

[-={ICE}=-Cobra]

http://photos-a.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v59/52/103/61014348/n61014348_32004864_2078.jpg
Me biting some random girls tit.

Grim Fandango is awesome

Replace biting with sucking and replace girl with Brazilian transvestite. Good pic Oos.

[Foods]

Pffft, that photo was from a party I went to before going to Brazil. I was told we were going to an underwear party and afterwards a hat and tie party. When I got to the door my friend called and said, by the way it isn`t actually an underwear party they just said that to try and embarass you. I said it would be an underwear party as soon as I showed up, and hung up. I got stripped off downstairs and was wearing only that hat (for the party aftewards) and a tanga which said "get your gums around my plums" on the front.
Naturally, I was the life of the party, all the women wanted me to fuck them and all the men were jealous. The tit bitee there, grabbed my nuts about 15 seconds before this photo (have a photo of the nuts grab too) so I bit her tit. She was actually hosting her own party upstairs but it sucked so much she came downstairs, then dragged me upstairs to liven her party up. I agreed as long as I got free booze and more tit biting, which she happily agreed to.... I never did make it to the hat and tie party.

[[BDB] Monster Rain]

Me, the wife, and oldest daughter.

[-={ICE}=-Cobra]

updated picture, I talked Anik into posing with me to save him the trouble of doing it. I am the good looking one on the right.

http://www3.telus.net/monkeyballs/special.jpg

[SATAn]

nice lookin wife ya got there.

[[BDB] Puppy Stomper]

http://a147.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/78/l_fdfdc6cca954565afd794b886fe7758a.jpg
Me and my girlfriend. Fierce as hell and tough as week old beef jerky.

http://a887.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/35/l_8ede1b563f07129ed17001587bf3dfae.jpg
Me. Winter. Hangover.

[SATAn]

hungover and winter go hand in hand, unless you're me, who doesn't get hungover......

[[BDB] Puppy Stomper]

I don't get hungover. I just wish I felt much differently.

P.S. I wish this server had traffic during early evening.

[SATAn]

no kidding, I get home from work at fuckin 3pm and it's fuckin dead for several hours before shit finally starts to pick up at like 7 or 8

[Zervun]

seems like traffic has been picking up alot lately -

only takes a couple people to get on to really bump it up early

[[BDB] Puppy Stomper]

Yeah, I've actually tried just logging on when it's empty and waiting for others to join. It takes a little while, but it seems to work every now and then. The earliest I've ever seen more that 4 people on the server is after about 6:30 or so at night.

Oh well. If nobody's on Phlorph, I log on to another server where my stats don't matter and practice being a Spy (you're goin down Rek... only you will taste my knife... all the rest of the people will be safe).

[-={ICE}=- AnikF2]

i was thinking of starting a SPY SCHOOL . . . bringing in professional and celebrity spies to teach us how to get 1337 spy sk1llz so we can all GET REK !!

[SATAn]

it would be cool being a good spy, but I don't even know where to start, I'm fuckin BAD at being a spy. I'm a half mediocre pyro too haha. I guess demo and soldier are the classes for me, I still need much practice as demo though.

[Ice.Vu]

I've been practicing spy, must say I'm getting a bit better. Still can't stab anyone. It's like.

Miss.
Hit a fence.
Miss.
Oh, stab a fatty.
Miss again.
Die.
STUPID REK!

[[BDB] Puppy Stomper]

Yea, I'm on the same boat. I think my buttons must be fucked up. Because people know I'm a spy even when I'm supposed to be cloaked. I can be running with a group of people, going the same direction, not bothering anyone, and a random rocket to the back of the head will blow my face 100 yards in front of my now obviously spy corpse.

Must say though, my max backstabs as a spy is 3. That's better than none. But it's horrible for my pointage/pwnage/awesomeness (wow.. spell check didn't flag "awesomeness" is that really a word?)

I vote we start a new thread called "Spy School" and force Rek to give us one good pointer a day until we can all play spy and win. An all spy rush... 12 red demomen coming from the blue spawn and 12 blue demomen coming from the red spawn.

It would be silly, at best.

[TrashedDT]

This pic is a little old (a few years), but it was the easiest digital version I had on hand.

[-={ICE}=-Cobra]

This pic is a little old (a few years), but it was the easiest digital version I had on hand.

I thought you wanted me to post your real picture?

http://www3.telus.net/monkeyballs/whosthat.jpg

[TrashedDT]

Dang it Cobra! Quit hacking my sexcam!!!!!!!!

[SATAn]

here's the grill, people wanted to see it

http://a595.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/97/l_1c0f0142b8e6243c73b71f77ca4933fa.jpg

[coll9947]

heres some stuff

me 2 yrs ago
http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g82/coll9947/gh13.jpg

some of my welding
http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g82/coll9947/tjoint1.jpg
http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g82/coll9947/lapjointbuttjoint.jpg

i have only tig welded for a month now, and i've only worked with aluminum for a week when these pics were taken.

here's a sample of my digital artwork
http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g82/coll9947/metainspiration.jpg

and photography
http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g82/coll9947/oldcadillac.jpg

[SATAn]

I've reached a new level of awesome, with my olde timey moustachio.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v88/joestate/0226081604.jpg

[-={ICE}=-Cobra]

I've reached a new level of awesome, with my olde timey moustachio.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v88/joestate/0226081604.jpg


Now you need a sign that says free moustache rides.


Then work towards this guys stach.

http://www3.telus.net/monkeyballs/bigworld3.jpg

[Zervun]

thats some nice looking stuff there col ;) I like the welds

[SATAn]

Now you need a sign that says free moustache rides.


Then work towards this guys stach.

http://www3.telus.net/monkeyballs/bigworld3.jpg

I definitely respect that guys stache, but I dont think I'd go straight out, I'd go for a loop for sure.

[-={ICE}=-Cobra]

I definitely respect that guys stache, but I dont think I'd go straight out, I'd go for a loop for sure.

I was looking at that picture again, that dude isnt wearing a sweater under his shirt, thats hair baby, lots and lots of hair.

[Molachai]

Hello Everyone, I don't play on TF2 but you may know my husband Zervun. I just thought I'd introduce myself and post of pic. This picture was taken on our trip to Mexico in December.

I know I can't compete with Satan's good looks but I'm working on my mustache.

We'll be at the LAN party in Portland, Oregon, hope to see you there :)


http://www.appeltech.com/img/Mexico6.jpg

[SATAn]

were you peeing in the water? you know that's how you get parasites! thanks for letting zervun spend money, we like you.

[-={ICE}=-Cobra]

Hello Everyone, I don't play on TF2 but you may know my husband Zervun. I just thought I'd introduce myself and post of pic. This picture was taken on our trip to Mexico in December.

I know I can't compete with Satan's good looks but I'm working on my mustache.

We'll be at the LAN party in Portland, Oregon, hope to see you there :)


http://www.appeltech.com/img/Mexico6.jpg

http://www3.telus.net/monkeyballs/frightmonkey.jpg

[Zervun]

http://www3.telus.net/monkeyballs/mainnn45

She is more likely most tired of putting up with my shit, I definately have just as much shit if not more and she lets me play TF2 ;). I always wonder why she is still with me.

[-={ICE}=-Cobra]

She is more likely most tired of putting up with my shit, I definately have just as much shit if not more and she lets me play TF2 ;). I always wonder why she is still with me.

I don't know how you changed that Zerv

[-={ICE}=- AnikF2]

hi Molachai !

look forward to meeting you and zervun in portland in july. i hope you guys have a bunch of hot weather and sunshine there cause i'm bringing extra boxes to ship some home and stuffing my suitcase full of it :)

respect!

[Worry]

The First Lady of Phlorph. Greetings from the commoners.

[Upholder of the [BFG]]

All hail Queen of Zervun.

[SATAn]

http://www.joestate.net/HPIM4188=.JPG
http://www.joestate.net/HPIM41894.JPG
http://www.joestate.net/HPIM41903.JPG

[SATAn]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v88/joestate/0510081602.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v88/joestate/0510081748.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v88/joestate/0510081620.jpg
had to get one with the grill
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v88/joestate/0510081603.jpg

a quick picture from the zombie prom last night

[-={ICE}=-Cobra]

http://www3.telus.net/monkeyballs/still10.jpg

[arnold.from.oregon]

This is my older son and I after hard day of geocaching "using millions of dollars of military hardware to find tupperware in the woods"

http://lh6.ggpht.com/Arnold.from.Oregon/SESu3G0pwqI/AAAAAAAAACw/-7npEGTHBJQ/s400/Beachwalker%202.JPG

This my younger boy and I at a skating party. He skates and I set, my real life coordination is more verbal then sport related.

http://lh6.ggpht.com/Arnold.from.Oregon/SESwL0pyPWI/AAAAAAAAAC8/rm8sxjudeKw/hawaiijohn%20070.JPG?imgmax=720

And she looks like she has it. She has to rely on her husband to post but here is 'the' Karen. No she isn't a spy.

http://lh3.ggpht.com/Arnold.from.Oregon/SESzUgNYSEI/AAAAAAAAADQ/Qq9Covo47O4/s400/IMG_0084.JPG.JPG

[karenhasit]

What is it that my family is so damn scary looking that everyone stopped posting right after we put up pics! I mean, I know the three year old is pretty scary looking, but have a heart...you have to admit the blue eyes melt you! Much like mommies pyro gun.

[Zervun]

Nice looking family you have there, of course minus Arnold, but we know he's special anyway ;)

I'm a fan of baby blues (I sport them myself)

Most likely if you scroll up the thread, you will see that we were probably so relieved to not have something akin to the rest of the freakshow, that we took the moment to pause and reflect in bliss ;).

Although, I was a tad bit thrown by the amputee, hair missing barbie trophy your older son was holding, and I'm hoping the younger one is holding a marshmellow =)

Those glasses give you away 100%, your definately a spy

I actually didn't notice a new post until now - and since I've been lazy and didn't notice I will give Arnold a little present that will help for future pictures, obviously your sons hair has been done without arnolds help as it seems perfect even under a helmet.

http://www.crunchgear.com/wp-content/uploads/comb.jpg

[Snusmumriken]

http://i166.photobucket.com/albums/u91/skitforhjarna/n1636710117_30072074_9750.jpg

Here I am. I do shitty shops like this often.

[muiramme]

its not that bad a 'shop, and i like the book choice XD

[SheriffPony]

Given Satan's recent soviet stylization, I thought I might use this opportunity to join in solidarity his red shift. Also, what better way to reveal myself to those I play with then by showing as little of myself as possible. Also, for Satan, enjoy the crazy "red" eye my glasses gave me with the flash.

[SheriffPony]

Here are the last few pictures of "soviet" pony for satan.

[Snusmumriken]

I like how you look like someone is going to shoot you lol.

[SATAn]

pony you are the most grand. I got my soviet civilian gasmask today but they sent me a fuckin small! guess i'll have to give it to my little bro

[SATAn]

Given Satan's recent soviet stylization, I thought I might use this opportunity to join in solidarity his red shift. Also, what better way to reveal myself to those I play with then by showing as little of myself as possible. Also, for Satan, enjoy the crazy "red" eye my glasses gave me with the flash.

I thought you might be interested in my hat, I got my ushanka from St. Petersburg russia with "novelty" communist pin today! As you can tell I'm very happy!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v88/joestate/0905081800.jpg

[Zervun]

That is so pimp, I bet it's warm

Is it real fur or faux?

[Alpha_Raven]

So anyone else thing we should just rename this thread the many faces of Satan?

[SATAn]

That is so pimp, I bet it's warm

Is it real fur or faux?

it said it was real, but I'm not an expert on animal pelts. I know it's terribly soft, and very warm haha. I got it for pretty durn cheap, but I don't know how great the russian economy is so maybe it was for a lot there haha

[Doc]

http://img258.imageshack.us/img258/4227/satanlolcopymh9.jpg

Sorry Just had to.

[Ron Jeremy]

thought id add a controversial picture to the mix.... me doing what i like to do in my spare time... clearin the 4 footer. http://photos-f.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-sf2p/v285/3/92/1051350050/n1051350050_30041949_2398.jpg

[coll9947]

Psshh. we all know that's a hamster tube maze you're putting together.

[Ron Jeremy]

jus, tryin to keep them gerbils happy... and hungry

[SATAn]

haha, doing illegal things while not wearing clothes! you're living life on the EDGE!!!!!!

[Ron Jeremy]

first of all... i am a legal medical marijuana patient. i had an eating disorder... and the weed obviously worked because i am starting to get a munchies belly, the precursor to a beer belly when my prescription runs out lol. that is why the t-shirt is off

[SATAn]

that's fine, i guess. I don't know if I believe you, but fuck yeah, overcoming eating disorders rules, I know i've done it!

[Ron Jeremy]

satan, i found a picture of you when you were growing up. You definitely look better with the tats




http://media1.break.com/dnet/media/2008/11/89%20A%20Real%20Life%20Troll.jpg

[-={ICE}=-Cobra]

http://i333.photobucket.com/albums/m362/cobra104/goth24mh.jpg

[SATAn]

gross, don't EVER call me a juggalo again!

[Finger]

A self portrait
http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n275/JMKentington/face.jpg

Made it as an avatar for something else. My god, it looks really shitty when its all big.

[SATAn]

good, another beard enthusiast.

[Vidfreaky]

I figured I'd finally upload a picture of me.

Don't remember what show this was, but it was in the middle of a 36 hour shift or so. dude called my name and woke me up about 0.5 seconds before he took this picture.

[SATAn]

vidfreaky you're old! cool job though

[Ripskin]

What job? Neat audio board :o

[arnold.from.oregon]

VID- pile of equipment, get lasik, nice shirt.
Finger- good picture, don't stare so hard your eyebrows will start hurting after a few years.

[Vidfreaky]

That's not a stack of gear, THIS is a stack of gear.

[General Herpes]

http://i156.photobucket.com/albums/t13/jokesnipah/Aviator1.jpg

The Herpes!

[SATAn]

oh no a beanie hat!

I thought you looked more like this:

http://www.hbzxwj.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/genital-herpes.jpg

[General Herpes]

once every year when the moon is full and the grass smells like warm root beer, I turn into a giant penis with Herpes that has plagued the shaft. every other 364 days thats what I look like

[SATAn]

you win

[General Herpes]

I always win in the end

[Laggy]

http://img257.imageshack.us/img257/2741/lawl.png (http://img257.imageshack.us/my.php?image=lawl.png)

[arnold.from.oregon]

http://img257.imageshack.us/img257/2741/lawl.png (http://img257.imageshack.us/my.php?image=lawl.png)

What the heck is the point of that Chuck?

[Ripskin]

Erm, I see a foot and some fire?

[Laggy]

all the other stuff isn't important :D

[SATAn]

I knew i've seen you before!

[Laggy]

and now for reals

http://c4.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/79/l_26ac824b65f84ac790ced10a7d69bdc3.jpg

far left

http://c2.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/92/l_a7669bad2b994b348eb9957585691e7d.jpg
bottom right

[SATAn]

i have that suicidal tendencies hat.

[Laggy]

he found it on the ground :p

[General Herpes]

me and obama

http://i156.photobucket.com/albums/t13/jokesnipah/obamawill.jpg

[arnold.from.oregon]

cuz you keep it cool

[coll9947]

cuz you keep it cool

I get it!

[SATAn]

i would have defaced that wall. actually... come to think about it, they already did!

[Laggy]

2 pictures from knotts :D

http://c4.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/93/m_29bf85cf30f7427db468a9cf29a6f7eb.jpg

http://c1.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/72/m_a1d96e4bfe724b7c991f585948ef7844.jpg

water rides rule :D

[Bonster_attacks]

http://www.joestate.net/HPIM4188=.JPG
http://www.joestate.net/HPIM41894.JPG
http://www.joestate.net/HPIM41903.JPG

sweet friggen arms, yet not wise to post on interwebs. You never know who will show up at your door during a zombie apocolypse looking for arms(or brains for that matter!). Welcome to the gun show XD!! I see Satan is also a friend of Jening, which lead me to these forums. I was unaware plorph had forums prior.:D


Anywho...I uh..have played occasionally on the plorph server,although i generally keep to slaughterhouse or Portland bong squad servers(& generally plorphs is empty at the hours I play)..but yeah- In portland. Um..and this being a pics thread.

This is definately me. I made it >_>

[SATAn]

holy crap that is creepy as hell. I don't mind if someone comes to my door, especially in a zombie apocalypse, they're just going to be on the receiving end of my AK :D I've actually modified it, looks much more tactical now, rather purty

[Ripskin]

I've actually modified it, looks much more tactical now, rather purty

And you still have not posted pictures? Sheesh.

How often do you get to shoot it? Been a long time since I shot a real gun. Stupid expensive shooting ranges. At least airsoft is cheap.

[SATAn]

Since Obama has become president he's made it VERY difficult to get ammo, especially at a reasonable price. I haven't been able to shoot all year.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v88/joestate/trapandgun.jpg

[Laggy]

Rob a bank you'll be able to shoot it plenty of times and get cash to buy more rounds to rob a bank =)

[Ripskin]

Nice, doesnt look much like the generic AK anymore with the stalk changes and wood taken off. How did you mount the top rail? Weld it on or replace the upper portion of the gun? Looks slick :)

[SATAn]

I bought a dual rail addon that mounts to something on the left of the gun, so there is a rail up top and a rail on the left as well now.

[-={ICE}=-Cobra]

http://i725.photobucket.com/albums/ww258/royalflushblush/ChestHeartMirrored-P.jpg

[Ripskin]

You shaved your self in an interesting way Cobra... Do it for the kids to show your appreciation? :p

[Fraggles]

Damn that's awesome Cobra. Also, go the hair.

[Laggy]

Jesus cobra I didn't know you were so fuckin metal

[Fraggles]

My rockin' mug, plus my crazy Sennheiser headphones. The awesome stuff going on in the background is a Futurama poster, and several Joker ones.

[SATAn]

fuck heath ledger, I'm glad he's dead. Douchebag ruined the joker. You're secretly pushing your boob up in the picture to make it look huge, don't lie.

[Fraggles]

fuck heath ledger, I'm glad he's dead. Douchebag ruined the joker. You're secretly pushing your boob up in the picture to make it look huge, don't lie.

Ehn, I liked his Joker, but yeah I can see where people would be pissed.
No, I'm not. I don't really know what else to say without sounding like a total attention whore, so I'm leaving it there.

[-={ICE}=-Cobra]

Ehn, I liked his Joker, but yeah I can see where people would be pissed.
No, I'm not. I don't really know what else to say without sounding like a total attention whore, so I'm leaving it there.

I think what Satan is trying to say...

http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2009/5/20/128873362893342398.jpg

[SATAn]

that's not a tank top! tits are still welcome.

[Fraggles]

I think what Satan is trying to say...

http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2009/5/20/128873362893342398.jpg

http://i141.photobucket.com/albums/r45/Keeva1983/i-dont-think-so.jpg

Plus, Satan, I know you've seen my DistRACKtion spray. So you've seen my twins.

[Ripskin]

Futurama is full of win

[Fraggles]

Futurama is full of win

Damn straight.
I can sing the entire opera from the final episode of season four. I'm out of practice with my Futurama knowledge, but there was a time when If you said a quote, I could tell you who said it, what episode it was from, and what season that episode was in. (loser)
No but seriously. I love that show.

[-={ICE}=-Cobra]

***Super hot whore tied up in the following picture, click at your own risk. You won't see any tits or gash but the implied intention is you are going to fuck the shit out of her possibly with a few other people and leave her a bloody mess in a ditch along the interstate...right after you watch Futurama.*** (http://www.sahbeewah.com/image_repository/oh-sweet-futurama-is-on.jpg)

[Ripskin]

You and your NSFW content cobra O_O glad I scrolled slowly and was able to bypass whatever that is... Going to have to start using my phone to check this place :P

Yeah, no other American show beats Futurama IMO. Loved the movies, first and last were the best, second was eh and third was decent. Hope the show is just as good when its back on the air. Some scary rumors about it which I am ignoring for now.

[Milesprower]

One of these days there'll be a picture of me here...
One of these days...

[Fraggles]

One of these days there'll be a picture of me here...
One of these days...

Get to it Mike.

[SATAn]

futurama is overrated.

[-={ICE}=-Cobra]

You and your NSFW content cobra O_O glad I scrolled slowly and was able to bypass whatever that is... Going to have to start using my phone to check this place :P



Fixed, I didn't mean to offend as you all know I hold peoples feelings to the highest standards, and above all I think the blatant use of women on the internet is disgraceful and I am ashamed that it is usually perpetrated my men or foreign people.

[Fraggles]

***Super hot whore tied up in the following picture, click at your own risk. You won't see any tits or gash but the implied intention is you are going to fuck the shit out of her possibly with a few other people and leave her a bloody mess in a ditch along the interstate...right after you watch Futurama.*** (http://www.sahbeewah.com/image_repository/oh-sweet-futurama-is-on.jpg)

Damn it Cobra. I can't stop laughing.

[Salt Lick]

Her belt is ugly and the ropework is sub- OH! Great episode.

Here is a photo of me being partially anonymous with my super duper high speed Massif gear.
http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l129/Myrdin_2006/sweet_hat.jpg
That shit's fireproof. Nomex fleece is tits. Suck it, pyros.

[Your_Typical_Mental]

Her belt is ugly and the ropework is sub- OH! Great episode.

Here is a photo of me being partially anonymous with my super duper high speed Massif gear.
http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l129/Myrdin_2006/sweet_hat.jpg
That shit's fireproof. Nomex fleece is tits. Suck it, pyros.

Somehow, in some way, I knew you had a flight suit.

I should post my picture.

[Fraggles]

Your face isn't fire proof Salt. Pyros, just get head shots.

[SATAn]

pyros can't get headshots.

[Rhazjk]

Of course they can. Salt Lick uses Huntsman. Pyro reflects Huntsman. Pyro gets lucky and gets a headshot kill rather than a normal arrow reflect kill.

It does happen, I've only gotten about 4 headshot reflects though, it is great that it shows the headshot icon rather than the normal Huntsman one!

[Fraggles]

pyros can't get headshots.

Really?! *gasp!*
This fact SHOCKS and ASTOUNDS me sir!

[SATAn]

that explains why you're so bad :( <3

[Salt Lick]

I'll deflect it with my Maxillofacial Shield. Nlyh!

Mental is aircrew?

[Your_Typical_Mental]

Mental is aircrew?

Just a hunch.

[SATAn]

mental is not aircrew, mental is retail

[Levi]

mental is not aircrew, mental is retail

Just as dangerous.

[Milesprower]

Especially when he goes mental.

[Laggy]

Well, typically he already is.

[Milesprower]

But sometimes, he goes beyond the typical level of mental, you gotta watch out for that. The transformation tends to be subtle.

[SATAn]

the transformation tends to be after 2 beers.

[Fraggles]

the transformation tends to be after 2 beers.

Or half way through the second one.

[Milesprower]

Possibly a short time after the first one, but most definitely sometime before the completion of the second one.

[Laggy]

I would like to see what the transformation comes to after about 6 or 7!

[thewiredknight]

Me and Uazjanx

http://i226.photobucket.com/albums/dd82/Uazjanx/scan00022.jpg

[SATAn]

I didnt picture you with long hair.

[Ripskin]

I didnt picture you with long hair.

x2

[Laggy]

I can't imagine a penis going inside your face.

[-={ICE}=-Cobra]

I can't imagine a penis going inside your face.

that ain't cool

[arnold.from.oregon]

Who is Uazjanx?

[Fraggles]

Me and Uazjanx

Uazjanx and I.

[Rhazjk]

Uazjanx and I.

Uazjanx and me.

[Fraggles]

Uazjanx and me.

Ssshhhiiiiiiiiiiiiii-

[arnold.from.oregon]

Yeah but who are the people in the picture??

Aussie gramma police.

[Zervun]

Me and Uazjanx

http://i226.photobucket.com/albums/dd82/Uazjanx/scan00022.jpg

Just a quick question -

Please tell me that is a blanket that is wrapped around. I have envisions of it being a shroud of old metallica CD covers in flannel to cover the double amputee legs.

[sputgop]

Yeah but who are the people in the picture??


Thewiredknight and Uazjanx.

[-={ICE}=-Cobra]

Just a quick question -

Please tell me that is a blanket that is wrapped around. I have envisions of it being a shroud of old metallica CD covers in flannel to cover the double amputee legs.

HAHAHA OMG what a dick!

[thewiredknight]

1. Uazjanx is my fiance, she pops in on the server like once a week or so

2. Yeah, I've had long hair for 8 some years now, grew it out as an expirament and let it lie there.

3. No those aren't discarded Metallica covers, I've got one Metallica CD. It's a club-shirt I own with motorcycle parts rearranged to form skulls as the design.

4. No, it's Me and Uazjanx. The last sentance in everything I say is rearranged alphabetically. BE DAMNED GRAMMER!

[arnold.from.oregon]

Lenin your so.... normal.

[Laggy]

Looks like that one guy on TV, don't remember who though I think it was Titus' brother I'll google it up!

Edit HAHA FOUND IT!

http://www.morethings.com/fan/titus/titus-cast.jpg

[SATAn]

Damn you leni! You are noooooooormaaaaaaal

[Your_Typical_Mental]

God Damn I miss that show. Especially after the female led cut her hair short

CURSE YOU FOX!!!

[Zervun]

I didn't realize that there were female LED's,

Was the female a single color one? or was she one of those new multi color ones.

I also did not realize that LEDs could have hair, or be a sex for that matter.

[Grassman7z7]

Thats why current can only flow one way, unless you get one of those Tranny LEDs

[General Herpes]

Here's my Rage face Satan, =O

http://i156.photobucket.com/albums/t13/jokesnipah/fuuuuuu.jpg

[General Herpes]

on a second note, Fraggles does have big knockers

[Fraggles]

on a second note, Fraggles does have big knockers

Cheers bro.

[Your_Typical_Mental]

I've been fussing over what sorta photo I should post for you guys for a couple of months, but then thought "fuck it lets just test my new webcam" so pardon the quality.

I'm no lady killer by any means, but if you see me in public there's a good chance I'm wearing a dress shirt (since dress shirts make fat people look classy!).

[SATAn]

You look JUST like this guy I knew named David Hoyle. He's dead now.

[Grassman7z7]

You killed MY lady!

[Your_Typical_Mental]

You look JUST like this guy I knew named David Hoyle. He's dead now.

It's probably not my business, by how did he die.

[Grassman7z7]

Lady killed him.

[SATAn]

he was super scared of riding dirt bikes and motorcycles, then he wanted to get over his fear. He went out dirt biking and ended up falling off of a cliff.

[-={ICE}=-Cobra]

he was super scared of riding dirt bikes and motorcycles, then he wanted to get over his fear. He went out dirt biking and ended up falling off of a cliff.

HAHAHAHAHHAHA

http://pix.motivatedphotos.com/2008/6/21/633496347655923112-irony.jpg

[Milesprower]

That's a fantastic de-motivational there Cobra. Also, dress shirts make anyone look classy, I wear them all the time, only they're short sleeved.
One of these days I'll have a camera...
one of these days.

[Laggy]

Somehow I misread or something and this whole time I've been thinking you said medic gown (a scrub) and just until I saw science's post 5 seconds ago I noticed you said dress shirt.

[Laggy]

P.S take a picture of you holding your safe!

[-={ICE}=-Cobra]

My new pup having a play in the snow. And one when we came inside to warm up.

http://i333.photobucket.com/albums/m362/cobra104/IMG_0174.jpg

http://i333.photobucket.com/albums/m362/cobra104/IMG_0175.jpg

[Your_Typical_Mental]

You don't look like a creepy guy at all.

That's a modest amount of snow.

[Your_Typical_Mental]

For Lags.

[Laggy]

Hehehehehehe 5 of MY american inches?

[Fraggles]

Haha!
Fantastic Mental. =)
Here's my dog. Molly the Dachshund. Schnitzel hound.
http://fc00.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2009/365/4/8/Molly_by_Fitz_Chivalry.jpg
http://fc01.deviantart.net/fs70/i/2009/365/d/d/Molly_2_by_Fitz_Chivalry.jpg

[SATAn]

dog sucks. the safe and knife is where it's at!

[-={ICE}=-Cobra]

You don't look like a creepy guy at all.




Thanks...I guess

[-={ICE}=- AnikF2]

oh he IS creepy . . . the creepy factor goes through the roof if you see him spying through the fence. It's kinda like the neighbors reaction when the news crew asks them about the creepy old guy next door with the bodies buried in the garden . . .

"he seemed nice, not a creepy guy at all"

just beware . . .

[Ripskin]

Cute dog's. I'll have to find some of my dog and cat.

[Grassman7z7]

This went from human pictures to Safe and Pet pictures.
I guess the subjects look better, hm?

ALSO: Look at that blade. I just might have to bring out all my blades to compensate for that 5 American inches of Canadian steel.

[arnold.from.oregon]

I don't like pets. I'd rather have children then pets.

[Your_Typical_Mental]

I don't like pets. I'd rather have children then pets.

Me too, harder to train, but all the more rewarding.

[Ripskin]

I will have kids eventually, but pets are not hard to train.

[Salt Lick]

A purpose for children: http://emotionalliteracyeducation.com/classic_books_online/mdprp10.htm

I am a normal person.
http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l129/Myrdin_2006/knife1.jpg

[Milesprower]

You....have far too much time on your hands.
Also...
IS THAT A HEAD CRAB ON YOUR HEAD, SWEET JESUS FUCKING CHRIST GET A SHOTGUN.

[Laggy]

Far too much time on your hands? Does it take that long to put on a suit with a hoody (probably already wearing it) some goggles get a hat and a knife get a webcam/camera and snap it? And all the amont of time on phlorph is all just free time. :p

-Laggy

-P.S I got the shot gun!

[Milesprower]

It's a figure of speech Laggy.

[-={ICE}=- AnikF2]

if you're gonna plunge that knife into someone in a knife fight. you are holding it wrong and are already bleeding out your guts. however if your terrorizing your little sister you have it down well

[Your_Typical_Mental]

Didn't feel I'd needed to make a new thread to show this off.

http://fc07.deviantart.net/fs70/i/2010/001/4/9/Happy_New_Year_by_Typical_Mental.png

[Fraggles]

INACCURATE! You were drinking Coronas. =) Nah, good work Mental.

[Zervun]

A purpose for children: http://emotionalliteracyeducation.com/classic_books_online/mdprp10.htm

I am a normal person.
http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l129/Myrdin_2006/knife1.jpg

Incidently Spyderco rocks

[Salt Lick]

Incidently Spyderco rocks
You have a fine sense of quality.

you are holding it wrong
I am holding it right. My fights are different from yours.

[thewiredknight]

Damn, gonna need to find a pic of my sword and cat now.

[Kaekitus]

This is the mighty Kaek with his woman at a xmas party.

[Laggy]

TWK Can it be with you chopping it in half?

[Milesprower]

Whoa Kaek, you look so...
NORMAL D:

[SATAn]

kaek I would have never guessed you looked like a nice guy, you're even smiling!

[Kaekitus]

I save all the hate for the server. It helps me play better and motivates choco!

[Choco]

I do need motivation.

Q:What do the Vancouver canucks and possums have in common?
A:Both play dead at home and are killed on the road.

[SATAn]

Speaking of Henry in the picture thread.....

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v88/joestate/1007081214.jpg

Henry and I are the 2 on the left, the rest are co-workers from back in the day. My mom is in this picture as well.

[Laggy]

Hi Henry

[Grassman7z7]

Ol' Horrible Henry, as we used to call him.

[thewiredknight]

TWK Can it be with you chopping it in half?

It's a claymore, gonna be one messy chop!

[Finger]

Since we're posting animals.
http://fc00.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2010/007/6/0/Thief_by_Finglonger.jpg
This is the fourth one I've caught trying to steal my avocados.

EDIT
Clearly evil.
http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n275/JMKentington/raccoon2.jpg?t=1263021247

[Fraggles]

clearly evil.


Clearly adorable.
-edit-
This server has something against caps lock cruise control for cool?

[Grassman7z7]

Thats what you look like, Finger?
You should just give them the Avacados. Then your Goodness level will raise, but you'll lose faction with the squirrels.

[Finger]

Clearly adorable.
When they're not mauling your face.

Salt Lick can get them to eat from his hand. But that's probably because he doesn't trap them in a cage or make hats out of them.

[thewiredknight]

I feel your pain Finger, opossums steal all the oranges from my tree around here.

[Fraggles]

Australian possums kick American possums asses.
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_aWYtUyFjoks/RvYV1YOnD3I/AAAAAAAAAV8/oG9mAgpxDBo/s400/2-baby-possum-ringtail-w.jpg
http://www.warringah.nsw.gov.au/environment/p7hg_img_1/fullsize/ringtail-possum-pic-ken-gri_fs.png

Though I totally wake up at the middle of the night because they are running across the tin roof really loudly. Or find them sitting nonchalantly in my papaya tree gorging themselves beyond satiation. But they are super charming and adorable.

[SATAn]

Dear Finger,

Make me a hate please.

thank you, Joe STATE

[Zervun]

Clearly adorable.
-edit-
This server has something against caps lock cruise control for cool?

I think it was an option somewhere.

There are so many options for vbulletin that I lose track.

However. The eye bleeding massive caps post where I want to wrap barbed wire around my scrotum tightly and do a massive pull to remediate the pain due to the caps, outweighs the slight inconvenience of our few and between caps comments ;).

[Zervun]

I feel your pain Finger, steal all the oranges from my tree then remove it.

fixed

[SATAn]

I want to post in caps

[Fraggles]

I think it was an option somewhere.

There are so many options for vbulletin that I lose track.

However. The eye bleeding massive caps post where I want to wrap barbed wire around my scrotum tightly and do a massive pull to remediate the pain due to the caps, outweighs the slight inconvenience of our few and between caps comments ;).

Yeah, no...
Removing posts that are entirely caps is totally a good option.
*thumbs up*

[arnold.from.oregon]

Sweet quiet whispers of joy and honey :)

[General Herpes]

http://i156.photobucket.com/albums/t13/jokesnipah/meandlins.jpg

Me and my wonderful Girlfriend Lindsey

[Fraggles]

Lindsey looks like your sister.

[Grassman7z7]

Lindsey looks almost as happy as the person on the Life Cereal box.
Almost.

[arnold.from.oregon]

Lindsey like you cuz your funny right?

[Captain Hammer]

"You're not going to stick this on the internet to show me off to a bunch of Anti-Social Perverts right?"
"Smile or I'll kill you."

[General Herpes]

dammit Fragg, and yes Grassman, she is as happy =D

how did you hear what I said to her Capt?

[Grassman7z7]

I suppose he was taking the picture.

[arnold.from.oregon]

His right hand has a knife in her ribs.

[Your_Typical_Mental]

least I keep mine in a safe.

[General Herpes]

ah ditt, on an off topic, I love getting paid to take a Shit

[Grassman7z7]

http://imgbit.com/images/8e05ae5ecb1257496012.jpg

I found another picture of you holding one of your guns, SATAn.
Pretty cool!

[SATAn]

bant

[Laggy]

That is pretty uncool Grassman.

[thewiredknight]

Well ummm, didn't see that coming.

[Milesprower]

My name is grassman and I post unfunny things.

[Your_Typical_Mental]

My new Butterfly Knife.

[Levi]

My new Butterfly Knife.

Cool, don't cut your fingers off.

(unless its your sniping finger).

[Your_Typical_Mental]

Unfortunately for you Levi, I am more adept at the butterfly knife with my left hand. I did however knick the side of my pointer finger on said left hand. I'm a little scared of its weight and sharpness, I might dull it a little.

Oh! and by the way, five American inches!