Is that a wocket in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

[thewiredknight]

Ok I was talking with Uazjanx so just for kicks. . . come up with as many bad pickup lines of double entendres as you can that are Dr. Suess themed.


I'll pu the cat in your hat

How about I take a look at your star bellied sneech?

[Grassman7z7]

I'd eat your green eggs and ham in a box, like a fox.