Why?

[SheriffPony]

Ever since I saw this on the google fill in, I can't stop wondering the same question. I have a new life goal now, and it is to own a Canadian.

[Zervun]

It's a trick question, no one would want to own one.

[Fraggles]

I bet I could own a Canadian faster than you. Sorry. I'm very drunk.

[Your_Typical_Mental]

Too much upkeep. For starters you need to know both French and English.

[Ripskin]

Too much upkeep. For starters you need to know both French and English.

Our help desk branch in Canada is useless. Stupid labor laws and retarded employees O_O Not everyone is like that but ugh.

I also love the callers who refuse to speak English to me so I have to call the translator line and while I have the store on "hold" (mute) they start talking in English to each other... Pricks.

Otherwise I do not usually mind dealing with the Canadian stores ya know eh?

[Zervun]

I once got my Canadian slave.

I took climbing rope and wrapped it around the back bumper of my truck, and a 12 pack of Molson ice. I put every molson ice bottle about 8 feet apart, with a nice little flag on it that said "YOU CAN'T GET THIS BEER YOU HOSER".

Unfortunately my truck could only pull 3 tons at the time and I had to cut the line. One still followed me in hopes that I have some beer still left in the cab of my truck. I tossed him a bag of katchup chips out of my window. He jumped in the bed of my truck and exclaimed: "Eh, what the hell is this? This ain't the newfoundland screech I was hoping! Oh what the hell, I'll take a ride on this Dory, it's pretty sweet.

When I got him home, he stole all my beer instead of bring it to me like a good slave. He was amazed at my indoor plumbing though, and the fact that he was fortunate enough to have it as both his bedroom and bathroom.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yZCI39NWZ5g

[Your_Typical_Mental]

French Canadians are a decent bunch, but they all subconsciously have an Axe too grind towards every English speaking human being.

[Ripskin]

Lol. I was going to watch that the other night with my wife, but she threw a fit :p

[-={ICE}=-Cobra]

Strange Brew is a classic as is Canadian Bacon, John Candy at his best.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PG-CFJ74X1o

[arnold.from.oregon]

OMG (http://uk.imdb.com/title/tt0109370/) How the hell did I not know about this movie?? I must find this!! There can be no other movie.