Crazy!

[coll9947]

So I just had a crazy woman extricated from my apartment today. I had to call her parents to come get her because she was throwing tantrums on the floor. She's 23. I'm talking arms and legs flailing, screaming at me because she didn't want to leave my apartment. She seemed so normal the first week we were seeing each other! Then BAM, full-on bat-shit insanity.

Bring on the crazy people stories!

[Laggy]

Wait what? Why did she go crazy? Did you like show her a picture of shitting dick nipples or something?

[-={ICE}=-Cobra]

Dane Shakespear!

[coll9947]

She freaked out because I told her I was taking her home so I could get shit done today. Starting saying she loved me and all this crap (only known each other a week) and then I knew I was dealing with a real crazy. My friends later informed me she has a history of this.. I sure wish they would have told me BEFORE I let her into my home.

[Laggy]

That sucks, good friends you got there haha!

[coll9947]

Oh it's all good, just another notch on the ol' belt. I've had a new one every two weeks for almost 6 months straight now. This was just the craziest.

Nothing says "I'm over my long term relationship" like a continuous stream of random ass for months after the breakup. Right?