I found a can of beer under my bad

[Your_Typical_Mental]

It must of been there since my last drinking session, is it still good too drink, Satan?

[Laggy]

Well, those top10 some of them were mediocre players, because they only got 11 submissions if you saw the top snipers then it'd be a different story but not a lot of people entered submissions sadly.

[Your_Typical_Mental]

Well, those top10 some of them were mediocre players, because they only got 11 submissions if you saw the top snipers then it'd be a different story but not a lot of people entered submissions sadly.

Wrong thread, lags.

[Laggy]

Right, anyways I have no prior experience with forgetting beers outside of the fridge so I wouldn't know.

A good tip is leave your beers in the fridge and get them 1 by 1, unless you are 7+ beers deep and you can't walk there, then create a pully system or get an omnibot!

-Laggy

[SATAn]

is it opened? if it is I wouldn't touch it, if it's closed then yes you can still drink it no doubt

[Your_Typical_Mental]

brand new, I'll enjoy it on phlorph tonight.

[Zervun]

When I moved into the college dorms there was a wrapped twinky on the radiator of my dorm room.

When I left about 2 years later, in a drunken stupor, I unwrapped said twinky. It was a sultry night and the twinky was warm due to the radiator pumping out heat.

The twinky burst from it's wrapper like Michael Jackson in KinderCare spooging it's warm cream all over the room. The sudo bread section of the product felt like Angelina Jolie was face sitting on me after a hard day at the gym.

It was the best twinky I had. A beer underneath the bed is a no brainer.

Peace Out. Z

[Fraggles]

Z, that was a glorious story. I am saddened by the fact that I've never played TF2 with you. You should make an appearance some time.

Mental, as long as it's still unopened, go to town on that bad boy.

[Ripskin]

Glad I was not your roommate Z :p

You should make an appearance some time.

He has from time to time, usually not late at night though :( A drunk Z playing is scary though... Much death and beacons and frozen people ensue...That could be playing with Satan though...

[Fraggles]

He has from time to time, usually not late at night though :(
Aww. That's probably why. Thanks to my general (past midnight) Phlorph rule. =)

[Zervun]

I am here, I am there, I am everywhere. I eat green eggs and ham.

I am the drive by when you ask for more water from a waiter after the 8th glass on a meal that is less than 7 dollars.

I am the urge for women to sniff their fingers after they put them in their in their pants after playing with the fuzz. I would stiff them too.

I am the diggleberry of cotton that intertwines in your arse crack hair from wearing boxers which you have to either cut or pluck out with a skillful toilet paper squish painfully pulling at the hair.

I am that itch on your testicals that can only be re-mediated by a thorough scrath while no-one is watching.

I am the door that creaks open after someone took a dump that could kill mortal humans without the desecrator turning on the fan. +5 for female dumps because they hide them and fester and it is worse 10x.

I am the beer left under the bed, lonely, wanting to be used again. *****

I am something.

I am Z.


***** By of course one on my 5 list (Jeniffer Aniston, Anna Torv, Jolie, Gweneth Paltrow, Debbie Gibson)

[Laggy]

Quite a poem you got there Z, yeah I said it forget it!

[-={ICE}=-Cobra]

I am here, I am there, I am everywhere. I eat green eggs and ham.

I am the drive by when you ask for more water from a waiter after the 8th glass on a meal that is less than 7 dollars.

I am the urge for women to sniff their fingers after they put them in their in their pants after playing with the fuzz. I would stiff them too.

I am the diggleberry of cotton that intertwines in your arse crack hair from wearing boxers which you have to either cut or pluck out with a skillful toilet paper squish painfully pulling at the hair.

I am that itch on your testicals that can only be re-mediated by a thorough scrath while no-one is watching.

I am the door that creaks open after someone took a dump that could kill mortal humans without the desecrator turning on the fan. +5 for female dumps because they hide them and fester and it is worse 10x.

I am the beer left under the bed, lonely, wanting to be used again. *****

I am something.

I am Z.


***** By of course one on my 5 list (Jeniffer Aniston, Anna Torv, Jolie, Gweneth Paltrow, Debbie Gibson)


Lots of old broads on your 5 Z.

[Fraggles]

5 Drew Barrymore.
4 Salma Hayek.
3 Morena Baccarin.
2 Meital Dohan.
1 Christina Hendricks.

Z, your list is awful. I give thumbs up for Jolie and Anna. Anna simply because she's a Aussie. =)

[Grassman7z7]

Aniston is one of my favorites.
The other gal would be Audry Hepburn, but really only the one in this (http://img.timeinc.net/time/daily/2007/0701/hepburn_0119.jpg)picture.

[Ripskin]

Minus the ciggie and I'm with you on Audry

[Fraggles]

Yeah, I'll give you Hepburn. But honestly, Jennifer is totally dull. There's not a thing that makes her stand out. Sandy blond, average height, average weight, average breasts and ass. Average face... I just don't get it. Also when I look at her all I can focus on is the "high status" and clearly drama queen bitch attitude that a shitty sitcom somehow bestowed upon her.

[Grassman7z7]

Some of us like Average gals. I could do away with the High Status though.

With Audry, I wouldn't even consider asking her to put the smoke away (Although, I'd surely want it.)
Don't want to ruin any chances, here.

[Salt Lick]

Karina Hart

[-={ICE}=-Cobra]

Jennifer Aniston may be dull ect ect but her wallet makes her hot as fuck. Well over 100 MILLION net worth, huge syndication money from that crappy TV show that ran 10 seasons. She is a 10+ million per picture shitty movie actress.

You could put a big bag of cash in front of the ugliest pussy out there and I would gobble that snatch like it was my last meal and I was on death row. Does that make me shallow? Fuck yes it does! And really, when you get to be Tireboy's age and to a lesser degree mine, it sure isn't about personality. It's about how long her "Williams Lake 10" ass is going to be out of town on that movie shoot so you can hire women to shit on your chest.

As for Audrey Hepburn? I would take Katharine Hepburn instead (not related weird story there). But if you were a true fan you would take the "On Golden Pond" Kate with the palsy and shit. Would beat the hell out of a fleshlight.

[Fraggles]

Well Cobra, I guess it's a woman thing not to care about money then... Right? Heyooo!
Although I'm very shallow with what I find attractive in another woman.
Still, as far as high status rich older birds go, I'd much rather Michelle Pfeiffer or Jolie.

[-={ICE}=-Cobra]

Michelle Pfeiffer or Jolie.

You must mean Angelina Jolie, I have at times made love to my hand with pictures of Angie in front of me. I think the amount of seed I have spilled to her would fill a small above ground pool that she would sit in front of and suntan.

She's pretty hot I mean.

[Fraggles]

She's pretty hot I mean.

Yeah, Brad definitely got an upgrade when he switched. The whole "blood in a vial" thing just endears her to me as well. She's a swell lady.

[Laggy]

God Cobra says some weird shit.

[Ripskin]

Jolie is hot? Maybe if you smear petroleum jelly on your monitor.

[coll9947]

But if you were a true fan you would take the "On Golden Pond" Kate with the palsy and shit. Would beat the hell out of a fleshlight.

Quote of the fuckin' MONTH.

[-={ICE}=-Cobra]

Jolie is hot? Maybe if you smear petroleum jelly on your monitor.

That ain't petroleum jelly that gets smeared on the monitor.

[Ripskin]

Maybe not on yours...

[SATAn]

i like boobz

[Grassman7z7]

i liek butturtles

[Zervun]

Yeah, I'll give you Hepburn. But honestly, Jennifer is totally dull. There's not a thing that makes her stand out. Sandy blond, average height, average weight, average breasts and ass. Average face... I just don't get it. Also when I look at her all I can focus on is the "high status" and clearly drama queen bitch attitude that a shitty sitcom somehow bestowed upon her.

Aniston is just for the fact of Friends. Unfortunately I have seen pretty much all the friends episodes, and still watch them. Ex-gf got me into it, and well that's history.

I think I watch a lot of decent shows/movies (I watch alot of independent films, foreign films and so forth) so I don't stress about my enjoyment of friends. I mean a lot of people are into Seinfeld which I consider the intellectual equivalent of a soiled toilet. Lets throw a bunch of horrible actors with a NY attitude & accent into a apartment and have them argue about pointless shit, that has already been made funny in the past by stand up comedians. Having been one of the friends of some east coasters, I became tired of witnessing arguments about how some barista poured their coffee wrong one day, usually a conversation that goes on for 45 minutes with lots of ranting and them thinking that the world now owes them something. I rather much bask in my "Friends" fantasy where everyone just hangs out.

Aniston imo had the great female role in friends for a male to lust after. Rich chick, thrown to the curb by daddy and taught a lesson to make it in the world ;) Come here baby!

I don't pretend for a second that Friends was intellectual, but it made me chuckle, it was a "happy" comedy. I'd also have a threesome with Rachel and Monica.

Debbie Gibson was because it was like my 4th tape, back when MTV was cool. I told my friends I ran into her, and we hung out for a summer, I was the man.

Gweneth Paltrow I consider the "sexy nerd" type of girl. However I despise that she is scientology, however half of the famous people are anyway.

I like Angelina for her attitude, and alternative look. I'm not a fan of tattoos though, with any amount of age most tattoos don't look so great ;). I like piercings though done well ;).

[Salt Lick]

September Carrino

[SATAn]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v88/joestate/TypicalMentalDisappoint.jpg

[Grassman7z7]

Does your dad really look like that?

[Laggy]

Your father is the spitting image of a chopped-down tree.

[Fraggles]

That's pretty great Satan. But this is a little grater. http://www.friendsinfloral.com/170_144_csupload_1772661.jpg
Sorry. Had to reply to a meme with a meme.